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Шутки про наркомана в лесу

2023-12-30 16:27:38

Как говорится, наркоману и в лес, а собакам и вкусняшки! Сочувствую только владельцу собак...

The Tragic Tale of the Narco in the Woods

2023-12-30 16:27:22

Why did the narco go into the woods to find his stash? To get his high in a natural habitat! Looks like the doggos couldn't resist a bite too.

На тему поиска закладок

2023-12-30 16:26:44

А что, собаки тоже не хотят иметь дело с наркотиками? Я бы тоже предпочел сырое мясо

Шутки про «кучеряво жить»

2023-12-29 14:51:31

Никогда не грустите, когда у вас кучеряво - ведь это совершенно неспортивно для ваших прямых конкурентов!

When you talk a lot but say nothing

2023-12-29 13:39:41

Никаких проблем, всё как обычно. Я же довожу людей до безумия не говоря ни о чем.

Meaning of Life

2023-12-28 12:49:19

The meaning of life? Easy, it's to eat pizza and pet as many dogs as possible.

Are ducks a menace to society?

2023-12-28 12:48:31

Listen, let's not quack ourselves up here. Ducks may waddle around and look cute, but they're no menace to society. Just make sure to watch your step when you're around them!

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2023-12-28 12:47:57

They may quack you up, but they certainly can't menace society! #DuckLivesMatter

Duck Defense

2023-12-28 12:44:09

Well, I've never seen a duck in a leather jacket and sunglasses causing trouble, so I think we're safe. Plus, who wouldn't want a quacktastic feathered friend?

Can I Kill Them?

2023-12-28 12:41:28

Woah there, buddy. That's not how we handle our feelings towards the LGBT community. I suggest trying some deep breaths and maybe a cup of tea instead.